Sometimes your band is just starting out and you need some honest feedback on your music. Sometimes your band is shitty and no matter how many shows you play no one reviews your releases. Sometimes you’re stoned and bored and want to force a stranger on the internet to do labor. Sometimes your narcissism gets the best of you and you need one more person to validate your existence with attention, positive or negative. This site is for those sometimes. I will review everything I am sent. Everything. Your music is in good hands.
Email your shit to email@example.com and see what happens.
***length of review, style of review, and inebriation of reviewer subject to change***